Woman Drivers
#1
02-06-2007, 07:57 PM
Woman Drivers
[/font] "]Woman Drivers[/font][/font]
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there[/color]
was a WomanIn a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mphWith her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirrorPutting on her eyeliner.I looked away For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane,[color=#000000]
Still working on that makeup.As a man, I don't scare easily.But she scared me so much;I droppedMy electric shaver[/size][size=6],Which knockedThe donutOut of my other hand.In all
The confusion of tryingTo straighten out the carUsing my knees against The steering wheel,
it knockedmy cell phone
away from my earwhich fellinto the coffeebetween my legs,splashed,and burned[font=tahoma]Big Jim and the Twins,[font=tahoma] [font=tahoma]ruined the damn phone, [font=tahoma]soaked my trousers, [font=tahoma]and disconnected an
important call. [font=tahoma]
[font=tahoma]Damn women drivers!![font=tahoma]
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there[/color]
was a WomanIn a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mphWith her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirrorPutting on her eyeliner.I looked away For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane,[color=#000000]
Still working on that makeup.As a man, I don't scare easily.But she scared me so much;I droppedMy electric shaver[/size][size=6],Which knockedThe donutOut of my other hand.In all
The confusion of tryingTo straighten out the carUsing my knees against The steering wheel,
it knockedmy cell phone
away from my earwhich fellinto the coffeebetween my legs,splashed,and burned[font=tahoma]Big Jim and the Twins,[font=tahoma] [font=tahoma]ruined the damn phone, [font=tahoma]soaked my trousers, [font=tahoma]and disconnected an
important call. [font=tahoma]
[font=tahoma]Damn women drivers!![font=tahoma]
#10
02-06-2007, 09:07 PM
RE: Woman Drivers
ORIGINAL: JM
There only ONE good thing about SAUDI ARABIA:
Women are not ALLOWED to drive there......see, those guy are not totally stupid after all[&:][8D]
There only ONE good thing about SAUDI ARABIA:
Women are not ALLOWED to drive there......see, those guy are not totally stupid after all[&:][8D]
"more smarter!"
