PRIVATE For Sale / Trade Classifieds Sell/Trade your stuff for free! NO COMMERCIAL POSTS!

Two men and a woman

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
  #1  
Old 05-10-2007, 05:53 PM
blackstangs281's Avatar
Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Pittsburgh PA
Posts: 6,861
Default Two men and a woman

Two Men and a Woman.


For the final test, theCIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
[/align]"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."



MORAL : Women Are Evil
[/align]
 
  #2  
Old 05-10-2007, 06:34 PM
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Upstate New York
Posts: 1,019
Default RE: Two men and a woman

Oh...My...God!!!!!
 
  #3  
Old 05-10-2007, 06:34 PM
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Upstate New York
Posts: 1,019
Default RE: Two men and a woman

Oh...My...God!!!!!
 
  #4  
Old 05-10-2007, 07:50 PM
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location:
Posts: 2,173
Default RE: Two men and a woman

 
  #5  
Old 05-10-2007, 08:19 PM
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location:
Posts: 7,579
Default RE: Two men and a woman

There should be stronger Chair Controls...These things are everywhere...If there was fewer Chairs and stronger controls over being able to pocess them, there'd be fewer killings..
 
  #6  
Old 05-10-2007, 08:23 PM
blackstangs281's Avatar
Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Pittsburgh PA
Posts: 6,861
Default RE: Two men and a woman

ORIGINAL: Dennis

There should be stronger Chair Controls...These things are everywhere...If there was fewer Chairs and stronger controls over being able to pocess them, there'd be fewer killings..
[sm=funnypostabove.gif]
 
  #7  
Old 05-10-2007, 09:00 PM
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location:
Posts: 2,173
Default RE: Two men and a woman

ORIGINAL: Dennis

There should be stronger Chair Controls...These things are everywhere...If there was fewer Chairs and stronger controls over being able to pocess them, there'd be fewer killings..
You laugh, but Zynes simple logic is still true. If there were fewer chairs, there would be fewer chair killings.
 
  #8  
Old 05-10-2007, 09:49 PM
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Effort, Pa
Posts: 3,735
Default RE: Two men and a woman

ORIGINAL: Hummergirl4

Oh...My...God!!!!!
YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.
 
  #9  
Old 05-10-2007, 10:11 PM
Join Date: May 2007
Location:
Posts: 18
Default RE: Two men and a woman

lmao too funny.
 
  #10  
Old 05-11-2007, 02:42 AM
HummBob's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 16,711
Default RE: Two men and a woman

FuNnAy!!!!
 


Quick Reply: Two men and a woman



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:15 PM.