Stuttering Cat..............Joke
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06-15-2007 | 12:03 AM
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Stuttering Cat..............Joke
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beingsare the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", shevolunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories couldbecome, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and therottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl."My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff'...
[/align]And before he could say "Fu*k", the rottweiler ate him!"
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