Southern joke
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04-29-2007 | 03:50 AM
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When a man in Macon, Ga., came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.
"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog.'"
"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."
"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.
"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog.'"
"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."
"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'
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04-29-2007 | 07:01 PM
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lol....that sounds about right!! I'm from PA/NJ and when I go down south to fish tournies I get that all the time. Actually because of that I have adecal on the back of the outboard that say " we won the war....get over it"
dem good ole boys love me
dem good ole boys love me
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04-29-2007 | 09:38 PM
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RE: Southern joke
ORIGINAL: importkiller
lol....that sounds about right!! I'm from PA/NJ and when I go down south to fish tournies I get that all the time. Actually because of that I have adecal on the back of the outboard that say " we won the war....get over it"
dem good ole boys love me
lol....that sounds about right!! I'm from PA/NJ and when I go down south to fish tournies I get that all the time. Actually because of that I have adecal on the back of the outboard that say " we won the war....get over it"
dem good ole boys love me
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04-29-2007 | 09:45 PM
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RE: Southern joke
ORIGINAL: kild1
When a man in Macon, Ga., came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.
"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog.'"
"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."
"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'
When a man in Macon, Ga., came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.
"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog.'"
"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."
"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'
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04-29-2007 | 09:49 PM
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RE: Southern joke
ORIGINAL: importkiller
lol....that sounds about right!! I'm from PA/NJ and when I go down south to fish tournies I get that all the time. Actually because of that I have adecal on the back of the outboard that say " we won the war....get over it"
dem good ole boys love me
lol....that sounds about right!! I'm from PA/NJ and when I go down south to fish tournies I get that all the time. Actually because of that I have adecal on the back of the outboard that say " we won the war....get over it"
dem good ole boys love me
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