save the air lines
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06-04-2007, 11:08 PM
save the air lines
How to save the airlines.........
>>
>> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in
>>the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with
>>good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten
>>old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so
>>what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol
>>sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
>>
>> And, of course, every businessman in this country
>>would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>>
>> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
>>need a salary, thus saving even more money.Hell, I suspect tips
>>would be so good that we could charge the women for working and
>>have them kick back 20% of the tips.
>>
>> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
>>of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt,
>>and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is
>>definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden
>>opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>>
>> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still
>>have to do everything myself?
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Bill Clinton
>>
>> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in
>>the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with
>>good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten
>>old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so
>>what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol
>>sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
>>
>> And, of course, every businessman in this country
>>would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>>
>> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
>>need a salary, thus saving even more money.Hell, I suspect tips
>>would be so good that we could charge the women for working and
>>have them kick back 20% of the tips.
>>
>> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
>>of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt,
>>and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is
>>definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden
>>opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>>
>> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still
>>have to do everything myself?
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Bill Clinton
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