LMAO.....that was funny. Thank god that whole ordeal is over.

 

Thanks man, thanks a lot LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder what the likelyhood of me retiring by 35 is .... lol ... probably a little too much to accomplish in 5 years huh ... If anyone knows someone who'sridiculously rich and a REALLY bad poker player, please, feel free to send them my way ... I see retirement possibilities here LOL!

 

Hey Chris; can you come do border patrol on my in-laws, because they are driving me crazy!





OK, OK I only said this to be funny. They aren't that bad, just a little intrusive at times

 

my inlaws are that bad...they dont like me, so before i got to meet the rest of amanda's family, her mother told the rest of them that i was an abusive drunk...her mother quit her $35/hr job because "the commute and work was just too much stress", then she had the ***** to ask us to borrow a thouand dollars, because they were going to vegas.

 

ummmm....wow!!!! i THOUGHT MY INLAWS WERE BAD. My mother in law was married 4 times and is a royal PITA...I want to drown her in my new pool..lol. My father in law did a 15 year sentance for drug dealing and smuggling.

 

Jeez Patrick, I didn't know I had a long lost brother-in-law

Mike: I didn't want to say this in a public forum (yes, I'm trying to be better) but your wife looks like that chick from the SAW movies, but I don't remember her name. She is like the spitting image of her, you know, the female student jigsaw killer

 

his wife look like shawnee smith?? ill have to ask for some pictures of that...

how about this...when we got the proofs from the wedding, we sent the album around...her parents didnt pick a SINGLE picture from the wedding with me in it. not one. her parents didnt help pay for or plan the wedding, yet her mother insisted that we use a certain photographer...and she agreed to pay for it, and once we paid the deposit, her mother called and told us that she would not be paying for it. shes a real class act.

 

I can outmatch you....

We took 867 pictures during out wedding....seriously... and my wife almost passed out because of it.

My in-laws relatives took the left-over's of our wedding cake...............we NEVER GOT TO TASTE!!!

We didn't even get a slice of our own damn wedding cake. Those people took the cake, the flowers, the napkins, the little plastic statues, EVERYTHING, like vultures

And as for who pays for it, yup, same thing here,as where her mother wanted the biggest and best wedding package there was and was goign to pay for it, then asked us for half after the wedding. #@$@%%@W [:@] Luckily we got enough people to purchase picture packages where they gave us the proofs for free.

Funny how this thread started off with the word "Troll" and still seems to be about that

 

we ended up paying foreverything, including the pictures that her family picked. we had her parents take the cake top, to save for our 1 month anniversary, but when we got it, it was smashed.

i dont "hate" many people...but i can safely say that i hate her mother. her father isnt a bad guy, but he is her mothers bitch, so he just nods his head and goes with the flow. amanda often says "if i get like my mother, tell me"...and ive reassured her that if she gets like her mother, she should hope that her next husband tells her...

 

Damn, you DO know my in-laws. This is starting to scare me.....