This is an actual fortune I got in my fortune cookie today from the 5lb Chinese lunch meal:

"Your loyalty is a virtue, but not when it's wedded to blind subborness."

Boy if they only knew lol.

I thought you all would get a kick out if it

 

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thats funny cause I got on the other night that said

"your a manipulative azzhole whose true colors will soon be revealed"

 

Bizarre .. mine always say "You're an azzhole" and it looks an awful lot like my wife's hand writing ..... [:-]

 

that's one of the funnier things I have read in a long time

 

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last time i went to a chinese place, the fortune also appeared to be in my wifes handwriting, and it said "your lazy *** needs to mow the lawn"

 

 

Yep, I think I've gotten that one too but it's usually accompanied by "Confucious says, man who does not get fuel prior to starting to mow will run out half way through" ... I find it VERY ironic that jerry can ALWAYS manages to be more or less empty when *I* cut the grass ... I think next time she does the weed eating I'm gunna hook it up to one of my battery packs just to see what she will do when it starts running out of juice and it gets slower and slower ...Hehehehe ... Suuuuuure .. I'll look at it while you're down at the gas station filling up the jerry can... hehehehehe ...

 

haha! ive been involved in a somewhat heated discussion about moving the lawn, which resulted in me being pissed off and "mowing" a portion of the lawn using the electric weed whacker...rather than driving to get gas for the lawn mower...

 

I've already made myself throw up to get out of cutting the grassSorry honey.... I need to lay down for awhile