MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT
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01-30-2007 | 05:16 PM
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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT
ORIGINAL: LawWyfe
Words Women Use:[/align][/align]1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.[/align][/align]2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.[/align][/align]3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.[/align][/align]4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It![/align][/align]5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).[/align][/align]6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.[/align][/align]7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.[/align][/align]8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU![/align][/align]9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking,"what's wrong."For the woman's response,refer to #3.[/align][/align]
Words Women Use:[/align][/align]1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.[/align][/align]2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.[/align][/align]3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.[/align][/align]4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It![/align][/align]5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).[/align][/align]6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.[/align][/align]7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.[/align][/align]8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU![/align][/align]9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking,"what's wrong."For the woman's response,refer to #3.[/align][/align]
10) Forget about it; This does not mean it has been forgotten, just postponed until the right time to bring it back up in your face, refer to #8
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01-30-2007 | 05:23 PM
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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT
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Lawwyfe.....your making me feel I'm going to like it more and more on here......you ladies got spunk.....love it!!!! gangstagirl
Lawwyfe.....your making me feel I'm going to like it more and more on here......you ladies got spunk.....love it!!!! gangstagirl
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01-30-2007 | 07:05 PM
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RE: MEN, HOW TO AVOID AN ARGUMENT
ORIGINAL: HummerGuy
See guys, I KNEW this was really my wife on this forum. LawWyfe; me working at a Lawfirm; I'm not buying it anymore sweetie drop the act!!!
lol This is my wife EXACTLY as described. WOW....
See guys, I KNEW this was really my wife on this forum. LawWyfe; me working at a Lawfirm; I'm not buying it anymore sweetie drop the act!!!
lol This is my wife EXACTLY as described. WOW....
