The man of the house
#1
05-02-2007 | 11:43 AM
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From: Effort, Pa
The man of the house
The husband has just got done reading a book entitled ( you can be the man of the house )
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The man stormed into the kitchen and announced, from now on, you need to know that, I am the man of this house, and my word is Law. You will prepare me gourment meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me an sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel dry me, and bring me my robe, then you will massage my feet.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair.
The wife replied..THE F**N FUNERAL DIRECTOR WOULD BE MY FIRST GUESS.
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The man stormed into the kitchen and announced, from now on, you need to know that, I am the man of this house, and my word is Law. You will prepare me gourment meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me an sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel dry me, and bring me my robe, then you will massage my feet.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair.
The wife replied..THE F**N FUNERAL DIRECTOR WOULD BE MY FIRST GUESS.
Too funny [/align][/align]
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05-02-2007 | 03:28 PM
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RE: The man of the house
Ha Ha, reminds me of this really funny one : http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
#9
05-02-2007 | 10:22 PM
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From: Effort, Pa
RE: The man of the house
ORIGINAL: littlehummerboy
Ha Ha, reminds me of this really funny one : http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
Ha Ha, reminds me of this really funny one : http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
That was just awesome..I wet myself..
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