Joke--Three Surgeons
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Joke--Three Surgeons
> Three Florida surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
> surgeries they had performed.
>
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Florida.In my favorite
> case,a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
> them, and8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen
> of England.
>
> The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
> andboth legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
> won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
>
> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.Several years ago
> a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
> into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
> the woman's blond hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them
> together and now she's a senator from New York.[/align]
> surgeries they had performed.
>
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Florida.In my favorite
> case,a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
> them, and8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen
> of England.
>
> The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
> andboth legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
> won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
>
> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.Several years ago
> a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
> into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
> the woman's blond hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them
> together and now she's a senator from New York.[/align]
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01-29-2007 | 10:50 AM
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RE: Joke--Three Surgeons
ORIGINAL: Gunner_45
> Three Florida surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
> surgeries they had performed.
>
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Florida.In my favorite
> case,a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
> them, and8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen
> of England.
>
> The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
> andboth legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
> won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
>
> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.Several years ago
> a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
> into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
> the woman's blond hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them
> together and now she's a senator from New York.[/align]
> Three Florida surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
> surgeries they had performed.
>
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Florida.In my favorite
> case,a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
> them, and8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen
> of England.
>
> The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
> andboth legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
> won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
>
> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.Several years ago
> a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
> into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
> the woman's blond hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them
> together and now she's a senator from New York.[/align]
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