Joke....Hummer related...Sort of....
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06-04-2007, 04:41 PM
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Joke....Hummer related...Sort of....
A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS
ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA WIDE OPEN.
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN
YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS
OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS NEARLY FINISHED WITH HIS
PAPERWORK, HE SUDDENLY NOTICED HIS PANTS ZIPPER WAS DOWN.
HE ZIPPED UP REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY TOLD HIM, AND FINALLY
UNDERSTOOD. THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF
COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.
WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE ASKED, "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR
OPEN, DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED THERE?"
THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND REPLIED, "NO BOSS I DIDN'T.
ALL I SAW WAS A MINI VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES".
ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA WIDE OPEN.
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN
YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS
OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS NEARLY FINISHED WITH HIS
PAPERWORK, HE SUDDENLY NOTICED HIS PANTS ZIPPER WAS DOWN.
HE ZIPPED UP REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY TOLD HIM, AND FINALLY
UNDERSTOOD. THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF
COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.
WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE ASKED, "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR
OPEN, DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED THERE?"
THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND REPLIED, "NO BOSS I DIDN'T.
ALL I SAW WAS A MINI VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES".
..that was funny.
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