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Old 02-19-2008, 04:32 PM
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When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day,try this for a therapeutic override:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins
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Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,’ I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE *** THAN YOURS!
 
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Old 02-19-2008, 04:36 PM
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Funny. Thought this was posted on here a few weeks ago though.
 
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Old 02-19-2008, 05:47 PM
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Ah crap!!, didn't think of doing a search for a joke
 
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Old 02-19-2008, 06:01 PM
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Still funny
 
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Old 02-19-2008, 06:14 PM
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Yeah... I posted it....

https://www.hummerforums.com/m_127306/tm.htm
 
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Old 02-19-2008, 10:50 PM
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It seems FUNNIER NOW!!!!
 
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It's all in how you tell the joke, that's why it's funnier today.
 
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Old 02-20-2008, 01:16 PM
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Old 02-20-2008, 03:10 PM
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**** you guys....
 
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:58 PM
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