guts or balls ?
#1
guts or ***** ?
We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
***** - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the ***** to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
result in death.
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
***** - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the ***** to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
result in death.
#4
RE: guts or ***** ?
ORIGINAL: importkiller
lol....I didn't think you got to keep your ***** once married?!?!?!?! I gotta re-read my marriage licence pretty damn sure it says something about that on there
lol....I didn't think you got to keep your ***** once married?!?!?!?! I gotta re-read my marriage licence pretty damn sure it says something about that on there
#8
RE: guts or ***** ?
ORIGINAL: Little Monster
Thanks for the info...now that I know the differance...I will know what to do next time tat happens...Can I use them lines Kid?...I always was a glutten for punishment.
Thanks for the info...now that I know the differance...I will know what to do next time tat happens...Can I use them lines Kid?...I always was a glutten for punishment.
just remember to duck and cover
#9
RE: guts or ***** ?
So which one is this?
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband,
"I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot......
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband,
"I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot......