Grandmothers don't know everything
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04-16-2007, 10:48 PM
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Grandmothers don't know everything
Little Tony , was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came
into the house and asked her.
"Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room
and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's
called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play
with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily.
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse!
It's called Bunk Beds! ...
And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you right
now!
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came
into the house and asked her.
"Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room
and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's
called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play
with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily.
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse!
It's called Bunk Beds! ...
And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you right
now!
guess I better watch what I say now to my grandkids.
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