2000 Roadking
1980 Wide Glide

 

Well not to direct this forum to one of bikers I thought I'd include the bikers code and look forward to modifications for Hummers.................

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
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Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
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Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
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Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
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Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight.
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A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an
exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
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Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
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Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
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Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
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Always back your ride into the curb and sit where you can see it.
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Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.
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Winter is nature’s way of telling you to polish your bike.
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A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
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Keep your bike in good repair. Motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
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People are like motorcycles: each one is customized a bit differently.
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The best alarm clock in the world is sunshine on chrome.
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The twisties, not the Motorways, Separate the bikers from the wannabee's.
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When you are leading, don't spit.
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There’s something ugly about a new bike on a trailer.
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A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his van to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
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Owning 2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.
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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
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You'll know that she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she will love you more.
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If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician’s tape, it’s serious.
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There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are no old drunk bikers.
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The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
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You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
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A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use a lot of juice.
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No matter what make of bike you ride, It’s all the same wind.
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Being a biker ain’t a pastime. It’s a way of life
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poncho

 

Very good amigo..[sm=smiley20.gif]

 

I had an 86 Sportster, a 95 Fatboy, a 1999 Honda CBR1100XX, and a 2000Dyna Wideglide. I sold them all about 5 years ago and now all I have is a 2006 H2 that is sitting in my parking lot waiting to be towed because it won't start again.

 

I have had a ninja and an sv650s.

 

Last bike was a 05 Heritage that was left at Daytona in a little ball.

 

One for the Bikers...

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks Up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

 

[sm=happybounce.gif]HAHA GOOD ONE

 

I have in my Trailer (no garage, yet.....)
'06 Harley Softail Springer Classic
'06 Honda CRF450R
'06 Honda Foreman 4x4 ATV
'06 Yamaha Bruin 350 (hers)
'07 Honda CRF150R (kiddos)

Love all my rides........

 

Nice collection